While it seems that my heroic hands may have been broken, I promise they have not. They have been busy not answering phone calls and feeding the Sixth Element. Neither of us have time to catch up on what has happened during my leisure period, so let's start the fuck over.
My name is Ghost. I have been known to speak emphatically about the joys of anal sex, screwing in dumpsters, and being nothing more than what is least expected of me morally. I do have a temper, I do love beer and I do remember that time in college when you and your roommate experimented sexually.
I'm going live tonight here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/skankelodeon with my smokin wife, please join us. Or don't. I could care less, this is all about the me and the her. However, if you tune in, you might get a good look at our latest addition, The Sixth Element. That's code for our baby. Yep, baby code.
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Nerd... and I TOTALLY need to go do my makeup... peace...
You better be back!
This makes me really happy.
Sorry I missed the skanktube tonight.
Ah yes, the joys of parenting.
My little bundle of joy spoke to his mom like she was some ho, got his ass chewd out by yours truly and then proceeded to throw a dining room chair at me.
Found out that at 53 I can still kick a moving target in the head.
Enjoy while you can. I must say, my daughter was much easier. 180 degrees.
Y'all take care
Mick,
Even after an epson salt soak I'm not sure my old ass could kick that high. But I think you are on to something. My three year old just leveled a 10yr old because he said her, well, ok, she really didn't have a reason. But daddy loved her anyways.
Find that story yet?
I had my vasectomy done yesterday. Yowch. I can honestly say for the first time in 19 years, I want nothing to do with any form of sex.
Her name is not the Sixth Element. She's the Shamrock Pirate!
All: I have two new posts up.
Whoreface Hooker: I have a shamrock pirate on my ghostbag right now.
Mals: I hope you're not still doing your makeup.
Val: you didn't miss anything.
Micky: Good shootin, hoss!
Lil Bit: Shut up.
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