Toldja. That, my friends is The Ghost Bag, the day after the operation. You're welcome. As you can see, the VA is not the place to schedule your next bikini wax. As a bonus, it seems the VA gave me an extra set of really little balls on my mainsac. Again, thank you, government spending. I got pretty good and hammered the night before drinking PBR and Natty Lite, so once they got the IV running on me, I was feeling pretty fucking nice. I still have a few days before I can start having sex with my hand and my wife's nasty whore mouth (and by mouth, I clearly mean anus) so of course I am waking up with extremely glorious wood that has no place to go. It's a shame when I think of all the perfectly great erections that are being wasted. I'm guessing most of you have given up on following this blog, and I guess I don't blame you. But, if you stick around, you might catch something better than chlamydia.
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well...wow. I thought I would come visit after your comment at AAYSR and...whew. It's dinner time here in Oz and I have lost my appetite.
But yeah - there IS a lil mini-me of the testicles happening there. Fancy that!
I'm not very fancy. Thanks for dropping by. My old shit is probably more your speed.
looks like you got drunk and then got your balls caught in the zipper and said "fuck it ! I'll do it myself while everythings hangin all over the huevos danglos.
I heard they have valves in case you change your mind.
job well done....
I just saw your balls.
All four of them.
heehee
Well how do you do? My, I feel like I've finally gotten to know you. Who knew that all it took was a pic of your traumatized balls?
Not giving up, just kinda forgot about it for awhile. I'm not blogging as regularly either, maybe that's why.
Hey !
Ya alright ????????????
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